June 2011
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BITCHES I HATE
1. The “Reformed Slut”. A woman who has conveniently forgotten that prior to meeting her current boyfriend/husband, she used to nail anything in trousers, or as my uncle would say, “had more cocks than John Wayne’s gun”. Now, however, she looks at you with pity and says things like: “You know that you’ll never get a boyfriend if you continually sleep with men as soon as you meet...
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“I’m your venus, I’m your fire. At your desire.”
– Bananarama, Venus
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Breakfast In Bed...
I feel like it is time to make sure you realise that my tumblr is not just about sex and dope pictures…I do in fact have many other interests. As well as reading to the blind, weaving my own clothes from hemp, and whittling toys for AIDS orphans, I also enjoy cooking. I’m actually rather good (which is why if the way to a mans heart was really through his stomach, I should by all...
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“I’ve never let my school interfere with my education.”
– Mark Twain
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What Does Your STD Say About You?
Gonorrhea: Babygirl, you need to wake up. Your boyfriend has been sleeping with hookers while in Asia on “business”. Also, that Chanel wallet he bought you? Its a fake. Chlamydia: You obviously enjoyed shagging your way through the lacrosse team at college. I hope Jake and Troy were worth it, as you are now probably infertile. Herpes: Foolish, foolish girl. He said it was...
“Hearts will never be made practical until they can be made unbreakable.”
– The Wizard Of Oz
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Label Lust of the month: Acne. Even if it is...
From skinny jeans with silver patches to slouchy jersey dresses, ACNE is the ultimate authority on what clothes the fashion tribes will turn out in next season. This time around, get ready to pile on the layers- and lots of them. The Swedish brand showed boxy jackets, A-line dresses, and modest pencil skirts in fabrics like suede, taffeta and denim for Resort 2012. Left alone, this look would...
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WatchDAPHNE GUINNESS: UNDRESSED: Filmed in beautifully trippy detail by documentary film maker Brenan Stasiewicz. Love the moment Daphne disapears behind the mirrored leather of Gareth Pugh’s coat which she fittingly describes as being ‘like liquid sky’.
